Ina Garten's voice puts me into a semi-nap every time she comes on. I find myself wilting deeper into my couch and nodding passively as she monotones through her 'fabulous meals' and 'surprise' trips to local farms and imported cheese shops. I'm usually half asleep by dessert. » 12/09/14 12:27pm 12/09/14 12:27pm

I once had a fiancée with an older answering machine and I forgot to press the stop button after hearing the latest messages. He had reused an old tape and forgot to delete old messages (4 years old). So it continued on til I was treated to a 15 minute sex message from an ex girfriend. She was masturbating to a… » 12/09/14 11:31am 12/09/14 11:31am